I wrote a blog post on May 8 titled "Here's a TIP" that dealt with inflation and D&A strategies. It was a bit dry and some of you may not have read it! So, in hoping that I could make the topic more engaging, I asked our new artificial intelligence (AI) friend CHATGPT to re-write it in the words of Jerry Seinfeld! Take a read below! I think you will find it entertaining since it capture the essence of what I was saying with a bit of comic spin:
So, let's talk about inflation. You know, that sneaky little thing that makes your dollar bill feel more like a coupon? Yeah, that one. People always say, "Hey, if you want to hedge against inflation, buy gold, buy commodities, buy equities." But you know what else they say? They say, "Hey, don't forget about TIPS!" No, not those little nuggets of wisdom your grandma gives you. I'm talking about Treasury Inflation-Protected Securities.
These things are like regular bonds, but with a twist. They're issued by the U.S. Treasury, so you know they're legit. And instead of just sitting there collecting dust, their returns are adjusted to keep up with inflation. Pretty neat, huh? But here's the kicker: Turns out, they haven't been the superhero we thought they were in the fight against inflation.
I mean, just look at the numbers! TIPS had some good years, sure, but when inflation peaked in 2022, they took a nosedive. Down 12.3% while inflation was up 8.0%? Ouch! It's like trying to fight fire with a water pistol.
And why did they flop? Well, it's all about the math. Low coupon rates, interest rate hikes – it's enough to make your head spin. Core bonds had it rough too, barely scraping by with a -0.1% average annual return. Talk about a close call!
Meanwhile, traditional inflation hedges like gold, equities, and commodities were out there flexing their muscles. They left TIPS in the dust, along with CPI (that's inflation, folks) and their dreams of being the inflation-fighting hero.
But hey, it's not all doom and gloom. There's a silver lining in this cloudy financial forecast. Turns out, diversification is the name of the game. Short-term bonds, high yield bonds, bank loans – they all held their own against inflation, and then some.
So, what's the plan now? Well, Dattilio & Ash aren't exactly rushing to buy TIPS anytime soon. But with interest rates on the rise, they might just become the belle of the ball. And as for gold? Well, hindsight's 20/20, my friends.
Instead, they're doubling down on core equities. Because let's face it, big companies know how to hustle. They're raking in those earnings despite the inflationary storm brewing. And sure, other equity diversifiers like REITs and international stocks might be struggling, but hey, a little diversification never hurt anybody.
So there you have it, folks. Inflation might be giving us all a run for our money, but with a little strategy and a lot of diversification, we'll come out on top. After all, it's not about how hard you fall, it's about how high you bounce back. And in the world of finance, that's the name of the game.